Off the Deep End

These are the aimless thoughts of a hungry little alien who's actually old enough to get a job and get marrried. The writer's a little bit off the deep end, or so to speak. Anyway, she thinks she's an alien and she's just been sent to Earth to research on the mysteries of human behavior. She loves ice cream and chicken curry. (Of course, she puts them on separate dishes. Otherwise, hell's bells shall toll.)

Friday, July 22, 2005

Today is the day of cakes and candies!

Greetings, fellow earthlings and non-earthlings. I am the insane feline, Zweischatten. A writer and artist. Frustrated, yes; but I am a writer and artist, nevertheless. Leaning more on the darker side of everything, I would probably advice myself to learn to eat candies and cake more, so that if someone gets killed in any of my stories, I can make light of it in the next episode. I would, if i could, but i don't think it's appropriate for the kind of story that I'm currently working on. I just finished one called Monarch's Wood and it's very disturbing, I would have to rate it R-18. But what the hell, I'm giving it as a gift to a sixteen-year-old anyway, so it doesn't matter. Sometimes, I think it's pretty useless rating things like that, cuz everybody gets to read it, anyway. But then, that would only happen if it's already been printed out. It's rotting inside a diskette, and no ones been paying attention to it, except me, of course. Enough of this! Anyway, I'd better go get me some candies and cakes for dinner. I weigh 130lbs. and I'm still a relentless hungry little feline alien. Ciao, I'm just gonna raise my sugar a little. ^_^

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