(Sniff)... Dang... I'm out of Kleenex!

I'm out of Kleenex and I don't know what to do... I know! (The alien has some sudden flicker of comprehension.) I'm going to go buy some!!! *sigh* But... I'm too lazy to. This is the last Piece of Kleenex that I'm holding right now, and... (Blows nose) there it goes. Oh, well... at least I blew good and hard. Argh!!! My stupid nose is beginning to have fits again!!! I hate this weather! Seriously, can't we have good weather for once this week? If it's not too hot, it rains as if the Old Testament's covenant has been broken!!! I don't want to exaggerate right now, but I feel so bad, and I'm out of Kleenex!!! What could be worse than this?

Well, my prince...

If the weather is too cold

then I shall share my cloak with thee...

How unfortunate of me

that I have no cloak

to share with thee!