Hai... hai... The Earth is such a big planet... (sniff)

Here I am again and I have to begin taking nonsense now. I just took a tour of the Earth and found that it is such a big place for an alien feline like me. I don't care if you think that I think the way a child thinks, but I find this planet big that's all. I keep wondering why they want others out of the world, when no one has discovered warp flying to Andromeda Galaxy yet. I mean, do they really have to hate each other that much? Even if they do, there are still some uninhabited places for them to run to... so why do they want to throw someone off when they could all still fit in here? They can still make a condominium tower taller than the world's tallest building, y'know... Why doesn't everyone just get along and hang like cats on a wall? I have fun that way. Although I'm still rather high on coffee-flavored sugar and candy-coated sweet cream cakes... You should try those... It's so addicting the only drawback is you'll have thighs as large as hams by next week. I'm snacking on Solmux and pushing Vicks Inhalers in both nostrils, because even if Earth is such a big, wonderful, beautiful amusement park for aliens like me, the weather here sucks!

I woke up again this morning
with a splitting headache
and an aspirin on my night table
and found out
that I haven't slept at all again.
Sucks to be me.